Who mistook the steak for chicken?

I'm going to take advantage of the fact that I now know how to use html. I'm always 5 steps behind everyone else.

According to handbag.com, Matt Damon has stated that after the Bennifer hoopla, he will only date civilians. Well Matty, turns out I just happen to be one of these "civilians" you speak of, so why don't you pick me up Saturday night, say around 8? Your treat. What's funny is that this news story was labeled as "hot off the press" as if he called a f'*cking press conference to make this announcement. I guess that's what I get when searching under "celebrity gossip"...what else would I expect?

So the headline to this news story was as follows: Lakers: Kobe gets off. *Warning: Obvious joke ahead. Apparently, that's not the first time. Oh, did she just say that? His alleged victim has dropped the criminal charges but will still proceed w/ a civil suit. So f*ck justice, I want my money. Okay, that was my first thought. Then I felt guilty, b/c I have no idea what it would be like to be in her shoes. I wouldn't want to testify. I wouldn't want to receive death threats and have my name dragged through the mud. But one has to wonder....can you really rape the willing? Okay, the issue of "did he or didn't he" is old news...moving on...

I have to thank the Daily Roundup for introducing me to my new obsession of the moment: Go Fug Yourself, with the motto "Fugly is the new pretty". I remember the first time I heard the word "fugly" was junior year of high school (thank you Meredith) and I've loved it ever since. If fugly were a person, I wonder what he/she would look like?

It's almost over, my incessant mentioning of Emily and Bre's impending arrival, but I'm so incredibly excited that they will be in LA as of 5:54 pm. Let the party begin.

Our receptionist has been late every day this week which means I have to answer the phones and deal w/ every other f*cking person saying "Hey Melissa, it's so and so" and me correcting them and them laughing at the mistake and then asking where she is and so on and so forth. She needs to get her a** her on time so as not to inconvenience me.
R.